Faking Orgasms ~ Guest Post

#f4thought Faking Orgasms ~ Guest Post PJA Woode

When you hear the phrase ‘faking it’ you probably think of women putting on a performance to assuage the sexual ego of a male partner. There could be a multitude of reasons for her action and doubtless many are listed in the other posts here.

And – dare I say this – I imagine women can probably fake an orgasm very effectively. I’m sure many men wouldn’t know at all. 

 

But what about a man faking it? Surely every woman would know it as the tell-tale signs of his climax are missing – there’s no softening cock and no spurt of spunk.

Well, I have to confess that I have faked it more than once. I can give a pretty good performance of grunts, gasps and groans. And as for the lack of ejaculate, I have said that I've had a ‘dry come’. Or I have explained that I can have multiple smaller orgasms which are great, but this can lead to no big explosion at the end. Both of which excuse the fact that my cock is still standing to attention at the end of all the action and I haven’t ejaculated.

As it happens, these things can actually be true for me. I can have dry comes (took a while to work out how and all that, though that is another story). And I can also have what I call ‘mini multiples.’

But the deceit comes when I use either as an excuse when – in truth – neither occurred.

I might then go on to say it is not all about coming. The build up and the action are more than good enough – and it is often really great to keep all that sexual energy rather than discharge it by ejaculating. Those familiar with tantric practices might understand that there really is something to this.

So, yes, I have faked it and I have explained how I do it. What is quite hard to explain is why…as this is a more complex issue, but I will give two examples.

Blow jobs are my utter delight. I adore them. But they have been off the menu sadly for rather a long time. However, a while ago I was treated to one. So when I couldn’t come - god I wanted to, but I just couldn’t get myself over the edge - I had to explain it away. I didn’t want my partner to think she’d not done it right and I really wanted to give her every encouragement to do it again in the future.

My second example is very different. And this needs more of an explanation.

There are times when I can’t come even though I want to. I’m sure I am not the only guy who experiences the occasional bout of retarded ejaculation. At different periods in my life this has been more of an issue than it is now. Occasionally it can still happen to me. Just as sometimes I come sooner than I’d like. This happens – I’m a man.

And when I can’t deliver the goods (and sadly I am sometimes criticised for this as ‘no longer fancying my partner’ – though said in jest, it nonetheless wrankles) I will also fake it. It’s just easier. And can prevent a long period of thrusting which can result in mutual soreness regardless of how much of the very best lube we apply.

So I faked it. And I feel quite all right about doing it as I felt it was the most appropriate – and indeed kind – thing to do. In both situations.

PJAWoode

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